Desperately seeking bright news........

[Drico]

And you can’t watch Everton when you’re 6ft under… Every cloud

Actually, I heard that they show The Big Match Revisited in the after life... Our wins are broadcast in Heaven, and the 0-5 derby from 1982 on repeat in Hell.

 

[allen]

My gf said today, 'where are Everton in the league?'

I said, dunno 7th or 8th

And she said 'arent they always there, sounds boring'

Good point imho

That’s absolutely right.

It says something that we can all see how absurd this Evertonian game is. Yet we keep coming back, and always will.

Every time we lose, I try and rationalise that it doesn’t need to put a downer on my weekend. But it does anyway. Every single time. For eternity.

 

[coollino]

That’s absolutely right.

It says something that we can all see how absurd this Evertonian game is. Yet we keep coming back, and always will.

Every time we lose, I try and rationalise that it doesn’t need to put a downer on my weekend. But it does anyway. Every single time. For eternity.

Nah, it definitely shouldn't ruin peoples weekends.

No point caring too much about something you can't control are always my thoughts. It used to a bit when I was younger but then I realised my time off work revolved about something I cannot influence at all so why get emotionally invested

 

[tommye]

This brightened up my evening.

Fella goes the Asda with a knife...


Crumpled like a cheap suit. Lovely.

 

[allen]

Nah, it definitely shouldn't ruin peoples weekends.

No point caring too much about something you can't control are always my thoughts. It used to a bit when I was younger but then I realised my time off work revolved about something I cannot influence at all so why get emotionally invested

No, I didn’t say ruin - I am fortunate enough to have enough in my life to keep me happy and entertained. But periodically throughout the weekend, Everton and what they’ve done creeps back in to my brain.

 

[BigMick]

They knew Mick,they knew!!!

Yeah, first time in my life I've wanted them to score, given they'd already won the game. It was 5-0 when I took a glance at it, between overs in the cricket - just in case anyone think's I've lowered my standards by watching them play!

 

[zukai12_]

At least Man U lost?

 

[allen]

At least Man U lost?

At least Josh King got a hat trick.

 

[COYBL25]

@COYBL25


Help

I think his missus may have mistakenly ( or maybe not ) mixed some mushies in with his Maykway curry and rice this evening.

 

[Lubsy]

My half and half chelsea/man city flag is ordered ready for the end of the season

Yay!!!

 

[Joey66]

@COYBL25


Help

I will see you later ordered new glasses off glasses direct lol

 

[tommye]

I think his missus may have mistakenly ( or maybe not ) mixed some mushies in with his Maykway curry and rice this evening.

I can think no other reasonable explanation for that

 

[tommye]

I will see you later ordered new glasses off glasses direct lol

 

[Joey66]

I think his missus may have mistakenly ( or maybe not ) mixed some mushies in with his Maykway curry and rice this evening.

Just had my £200 winter fuel allowance - living life in the fast lane now ..... That won't go very far ...... Rondon gets that every five minutes in wages ....
A Disgraceful performance, but hey our day will come ......
We have been through worse ........

 

[tommye]

Just had my £200 winter fuel allowance - living life in the fast lane now ..... That won't go very far ...... Rondon gets that every five minutes in wages ....
A Disgraceful performance, but hey our day will come ......
We have been through worse ........

Throw £20 at getting that full stop button fixed on your ipad mate.

Thanks x