Do me a favour and get in your bath

[Goat]

How was long was that?

I dont know how to tell you this, but you died.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I dont know how to tell you this, but you died.

And you still came back as an Everton supporter!

 

[chrismpw]

Not doing this. The way my body is treating me this week I'm scared that if I tried holding my breath it'd forget how to breathe.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I dont know how to tell you this, but you died.

Ffs, is this purgatory?

 

[Goat]

And you still came back as an Everton supporter!

Yeah but its heaven, imagine the team we have up there.....

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ffs, is this purgatory?

Allegedly that place is the forerunner to somewhere nice like paradise, and we aint in no such saloon here buddy...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Yeah but its heaven, imagine the team we have up there.....

We're allowed in, but we have to forfeit your sight!

Awesome!

*

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Allegedly that place is the forerunner to somewhere nice like paradise, and we aint in no such saloon here buddy...

Christ, is this the Lisbon?

 

[carlos21]

Yeah but its heaven, imagine the team we have up there.....

Good evening Mike.

 

[john jako]

Yeah but its heaven, imagine the team we have up there.....

Funes Mori as Captain.

Unsure if he’s dead tbf.

 

[carlos21]

Funes Mori as Captain.

Unsure if he’s dead tbf.

Message you in my thread.

 

[john jako]

How was long was that?

Good effort mate. I’m not fit to place your speedos. Did you use a nose plug and goggles?

 

[Joey66]

Do me a favour and get in your bath and put your head under the water and see how long you can hold your breath for?

I just done 1min 46secs.

Think that’s unbeatable on this forum.

Try 10 minutes lol

 

[matty1878]

Have you hacked @matty1878 mums personal collection of photos of her disinfecting Matty after the latest home defeat.

 

[COYBL25]

Ffs, is this purgatory?

Only if Zat joins you, after being beaten to death by a touring troop of Lady Boys of Bankcock.