Do you keep books on the back of your toilet to read when doing your business?

Thread starter verreauxi
Start date Yesterday at 2:19 PM

Do you keep books on the back of your toilet to read?

Yes, any chance to delight in the presence of a physical book, I'll take.
Votes: 7 25.9%
No you weirdo, the books get infested w/microscopic poo particles
Votes: 4 14.8%
No, I prefer ruining my eyes by staring at my phone instead
Votes: 10 37.0%
No, I just sit there staring into the void.
Votes: 7 25.9%
Queso sobre pan
Votes: 2 7.4%

Total voters

27

gonetomorrow

Player Valuation: £70m

4 minutes ago

arch stanton said:
still on valve wireless here

I listen to The Archers in there sometimes. It's quite good apart from the constant effing and blinding.

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