It's not really about them being shithouses. They give their all and always keep going until the very end, as we saw at Molineux last weekend.
They're just not very good players and the squad is ludicrously unbalanced.
Plus the pressure would be too much for most players to bear. Who wants to be the first group of players in 70-odd year to take Everton out of the top-flight and down to the obscurity of the lower divisions?
Normally I wouldn't bet on this squad of players to even get a draw against this Bournemouth squad, but if Goodison is rocking and we are right behind the players then anything is possible.