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Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Will just leave this here before i go to bed.
Cenk Tosun - Goals per match = 0.21 and shooting accuracy = 45% - https://www.premierleague.com/players/12114/Cenk-Tosun/stats
Arouna Kone - Goals per match - 0.21 and shooting accuracy = 40% - https://www.premierleague.com/players/4701/Arouna-Koné/stats
Oumar Niasse - Goals per match = 0.19 and shooting accuracy = 40% - https://www.premierleague.com/players/13390/Oumar-Niasse/stats
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - Goals per match = 0.14 and shooting accuracy = 33% - https://www.premierleague.com/players/9576/Dominic-Calvert-Lewin/stats
You have to pretty bad to be the bottom of that table.
lol
A break down of each season for DCL mainly just for clarity and LoL's Joey. lol
2016/17 - 11 appearances, 1 goal - Goals per match = 0.09 and shooting accuracy = 14%
2017/18 - 32 appearances, 4 goals - Goals per match = 0.13 and shooting accuracy = 40%
2018/19 - 35 appearances, 6 goals - Goals per match = 0.17 and shooting accuracy = 31%
2019/20 - 5 appearances, 1 goal - Goals per match = 0.20 and shooting accuracy = 33%
Blow me down but there appears to be a familiar pattern.
LoL?
Wonderful stuff.
Anyone with even half a competent mind can understand that Calorie-Loser is useless