Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
Hopefully DCL will send you a birthday card this year, other than just your mum remembering/ caring

Hopefully DCL will send you a birthday card this year, other than just your mum remembering/ caring
I think the meaning of the term crab has been lost in translation in the Twitter age, it means a player that can only move/pass sideways. Usually midfielders like Schneiderlin are referred to as crabs.
One swallow does not make a bukake, I hope he can keep going under Ferguson.
What on earth is wrong with you? Seriously.
One swallow does not make a bukake, I hope he can keep going under Ferguson.
5 swallows this season so he's working his way up there
What on earth is wrong with you? Seriously.
Are people seriously that thick and can’t notice that there’s a whole extra player in the second photo, therefore impossible to be a ‘photoshopped’ version of the former.
Anyway, instagram filters are hardly photoshop.