2019/20 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

nsno-chris · January 5, 2020

God I hope we cash in on him

Another absolute Instagram footballer, useless and more concerned with his appearance

evertonarntwe · January 5, 2020

AYY QUICK GET HIM TIED DOWN TO THAT 70K A WEEK CONTRACT BEFORE UNITED COME SNIFFING ABOUT AFTER ANOTHER MASTERCLASS FROM DOMINIC PELE

edge · January 5, 2020

Didn't get any service, at least half a team well worse than him today but some still cant wait to have a go at him.

nsno-chris · January 5, 2020

edge said:
Didn't get any service, at least half a team well worse than him today but some still cant wait to have a go at him.

you do realise that good strikers, if they’re starved of service, get involved in the game and make things happen

devogue · January 5, 2020

Didn't have a chance tbh thanks to the players behind him.

evertonarntwe · January 5, 2020

cronullasharks said:
Where's the cheer squad now?

Probably 're watching December's games telling themselves he's world class

Morons

LocalNative · January 5, 2020

devogue said:
Didn't have a chance tbh thanks to the players behind him.

Errrr missed an absolute sitter in the first half that he definitely should have scored.

Del-boy · January 5, 2020

Jumped too early for the header, kicked it straight at the keeper whilst stood in the centre of the goal. He’s bang average.

Deckard2049 · January 5, 2020

Not actually able to play football.

kev101 · January 5, 2020

He's an athlete, not a footballer

Saint Domingo · January 5, 2020

Completely overhyped on the back of a few goals. Can’t polish a turd. He’s got zero technique and if he takes more than two touches the ball is lost.

paulbefc · January 5, 2020

"No service". He had two good chances. One he smashed straight at Adrian. Not the worst finish, but not good either. Then that utter travesty of an effort second half from the edge of the box.

Absolutely horrific.

StateSideToffee · January 5, 2020

If you came to this page to slate DCL you need to leave and return to the pages of Siggurdson, Schneiderlin, Delph, and Walcott.

edge · January 5, 2020

nsno-chris said:
you do realise that good strikers, if they’re starved of service, get involved in the game and make things happen

When you have a none excistant midfield , no service and a gang of cowards behind you , you would have to be some player to get make a difference to the rubbish we watch.