2019/20 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Billysgingham.]

Can you start a thread and a poll please.

I don't know how to do polls mate, and I have told I can't do anymore polls because I'm boring mate.

 

[TheBigIguana]

But he IS a cart horse.

Nah I disagree. He might not be good, but he definitely isn't suited to a game where the ball is aimed at his head and not his feet.

 

[Goat]

I actually like Joelinton he just isn't suited to the Steve Bruce carthorse game. Bruce bought him because he's tall but he isn't a target man.

Please mate, we were nearly on the same team.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Please mate, we were nearly on the same team.

I'm not saying we should get him or anything, just that he's been hung out to dry by an incompetent boss.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Why would he take a sideways step?

Depends on Mr ten percent. He's an awful man.

 

[MikeH72]

Nah I disagree. He might not be good, but he definitely isn't suited to a game where the ball is aimed at his head and not his feet.

The man hasn’t scored a Premier League goal since August, you aren’t blaming that on Steve Bruce.

 

[TheBigIguana]

The man hasn’t scored a Premier League goal since August, you aren’t blaming that on Steve Bruce.

I really really am. Newcastle have had a horseshoe stuck so far up their backside that it's masking that they're secretly awful. They'll go down next season once this evens out.

 

[Goat]

I really really am. Newcastle have had a horseshoe stuck so far up their backside that it's masking that they're secretly awful. They'll go down next season once this evens out.

I find his hair quite offensive.

 

[MikeH72]

I really really am. Newcastle have had a horseshoe stuck so far up their backside that it's masking that they're secretly awful. They'll go down next season once this evens out.

What about the fact he can’t score goals for any team he plays for, is that Steve Bruce’s fault?

 

[Joey66]

Good strikers make things happen when the team are struggling. Average strikers struggle when the team is struggling. That’s the difference between top level and next level.

12 league goals in a poorish side Abraham's in a better since one goal less MOTD saying he should be in the England squad.....

 

[TheBigIguana]

What about the fact he can’t score goals for any team he plays for, is that Steve Bruce’s fault?

If that was true then no it wouldn't be.

I really don't think he's anything special, but Newcastle is a dumb team.

 

[Kurt.]

12 league goals in a poorish side Abraham's in a better since one goal less MOTD saying he should be in the England squad.....

You type like a court jester speaks joe

 

[MikeH72]

If that was true then no it wouldn't be.

I really don't think he's anything special, but Newcastle is a dumb team.

They’re doing alright to be honest, they’d be a lot higher if their striker could hit a cow’s arse.

 

[Joey66]

You type like a court jester speaks joe

Stop trolling me lol

 

[TheBigIguana]

They’re doing alright to be honest, they’d be a lot higher if their striker could hit a cow’s arse.

They're the luckiest team in the league and it isn't even close.

Honestly I'm surprised Evertonians need convincing on this after what happened last week. But since you do check out the highlights from today and see how many chances Norwich missed. This is basically a weekly thing for Newcastle.