Please tell me you can read where I said "5 in his last 18 premier league games after a purple patch". Taking out statistical anomalies like the purple patch is standard in the world of mathematical statistics. They teach you this at about 13 years of age.
You said he’s scoring 1 in 3.
This season he’s scoring more often than 1 in 2.
I’m not even scouse but you’re dumb as sin.