Surprised he managed to hit the ball so well with a hard-on.
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Surprised he managed to hit the ball so well with a hard-on.
Him missing sitters still costs us points tho
Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
If you need to score 3 goals to win a match the team has effed up.
the keeper is already on the floor before he tries to strike the ball, he should have lifted it, could have gone round him? But he just side foots it with no pace along the ground
the keeper was already fully committed and going to ground before dom even went to strike the ball
its actually 1.5m vs free ( not 150m) you can’t use a purchase price and then compare it to a price that has never been paid for Kane. And if dom was sold today I think he would probably fetch more than 1.5m wouldn’t he?
It wouldn't be more than £1,5 listening to the likes of you on here.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
Desperately needs to improve his 1:1 record against goalkeepers. Not sure he has it in him to become a clinical finisher, you just don't trust him to slot those simple efforts home. He's more the type who will bundle the ball in or grab a header, mostly. If he can score 20 this season without the 1:1s we can't complain, but no top striker is as poor as he is when through against the keeper. That said, if he was that good he wouldn't be at Everton would he.
I think that is a bit harsh. He scores goals that others wouldn’t.
Different skill set.
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Yeah if he was clinical for one on ones city would be telling spurs to k'off and dom be there yesterday. England win a euro.
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
He's fine to have if we have a genuine option from the bench to throw off with 10-15 minutes to go and try grab a winner.
Frustrating how we've not had a 2nd striker of any real influence for years now.
Frustrating how we've not had a 2nd striker of any real influence for years now.
mid you don’t kill teams off when you have the chance then you are asking for trouble and it makes a malice difference at the end of the season.
It's an area of his game he needs to improve, we know it, he knows it.
But this time last year people still said he wasn't cut out to be a PL striker.
Now we're hoping he just refines his game to become a 25 goal per season player.
It is weird. We don’t seem to value the second forward position at all. We have bumbled along without ever getting cover.
It’s why we struggle to bet teams by more than a single goal.
Not really that simple.
We tried just that with Kean, to have two options.
Ultimately though it's very hard to get a 'back up' striker that is actually any good.
In fact, name five teams that have two genuine quality options in the league?
Villa - Ings and Watkins (but Watkins will play on the wing a bit, so kind of like us with Richarlison)
Utd - Cavani and a few others but only Cavani is the real standout option
Other than that, you have Son as back up to Kane at Spurs but he's not a proper striker, he's a wide forward. See the same with Lukaku now at Chelsea, Werner not really cut out to be a 9 in English football.
It's a hard position to fill unless you often play two up top so can fit them in.
Chewbacca
Player Valuation: £30m
I watched Lineker score 40 goals in a season and he still missed sitters including one in the home derby when the ball was on the goal line and he managed to hit the bar. Would have been a title winning goal.
No-one, not even Dixie, scores them all
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