is that a new 'thing' to wear trainers around your neck
it is if you've still got your slingbacks on your feet.
Joking apart (ahem), I love DCL. I love everything about him. He's a great role model for young lads - he's a big strapping, hard-working centre-forward, but he doesn't give a monkey's what anyone thinks. He collects handbags and goes to fashion shows, he doesn't get lapdancers round his house during lockdown. He models for the top brands, he doesn't get drunk on holiday and make a tit of himself. He talks about mental health, not about his Bentley or his Xbox. I don't understand why anyone has a problem with the way he likes to dress, I think he looks fantastic. Makes a change from the usual footballer, who dresses like he's got Primark taste with a Harrods budget.
On top of that, he's a much better footballer than he's given credit for. He works hard, he puts himself about, he has good control in both feet, and he plays with a smile on his face.
Finally, my daughters have no interest in football, but both of them love him and follow him on Insta.
I hope he has a sensational season for us, and doesn't get chased away by the few neanderthal idiots in our fanbase who think you have to wear bad jeans and drink ten pints a day to be a man.