GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
When I can't get laid via Tinder I fly to South East Asia and get my pick of the ladies.
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Why can't Everton update their search settings to outside of the UK to catch a fish?
Hellerad
j'accuse!
GOT prefers Winge
Ah, the lemon cat returns I see from the gulag right in time to blow his top again.
Ferguson1878
Player Valuation: £35m
Can’t believe we let Conk go a few weeks ago aswell
….DCL is not a divvy, he’s a very decent young man & a fine striker.
Saying that, you’re right, we can’t go into the season with DCL/Rondon as our central striker options.
Winslow89
Player Valuation: £1.5m
And so, it begins.
Seriously though - this is when our lack of depth kills us. DCL is turning out to be made of shoe pastry and we're going to have to rely on The Don to get us out of this temporary (hopefully) mess.
You couldn't write some of the bad luck we get. If he starts appearing in the latest round of Nivea ads, someone needs to have a word.
Seriously though - this is when our lack of depth kills us. DCL is turning out to be made of shoe pastry and we're going to have to rely on The Don to get us out of this temporary (hopefully) mess.
You couldn't write some of the bad luck we get. If he starts appearing in the latest round of Nivea ads, someone needs to have a word.
lancs blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Davek has never been called a saint before.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
...but we are...because the clever people who make decisions at the club have thought they could actually rely on a player who couldn't show up for the heat of a relegation battle last season will somehow turn into Richard the Lionheart this season to lead the line.
Glasshalffull
Player Valuation: £10m
Soz to be a camel's buttock, but 'plying', unless you consider his game so simplistic and unsophisticated as to qualify as agricultural.
NorthernBlue
Player Valuation: £30m
Well who didn’t see this coming? Scraped over the line without an out and out striker last season due to Richarlison. And now we don’t even have him. This scenario was always on the cards and this criminal board have sleepwalked right into it. Priority A and B this summer was a replacement for Richarlison and another striker. Yet here we are faffing on again.
It's not bad luck when something is entirely predictable. It's bad planning.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
It’s ok though because as we were told many times last season on here, injuries aren’t an excuse for poor performances
Just throw the players out in 433, be progressive, and not play Rondon and we’ll probably be qualifying for Europe….or something like that…
In the real world this is a huge blow and one that will have to force our hand in the transfer market now. The only possible positive is that a target might fancy themselves as being first choice now rather than sitting on the bench.
Just throw the players out in 433, be progressive, and not play Rondon and we’ll probably be qualifying for Europe….or something like that…
In the real world this is a huge blow and one that will have to force our hand in the transfer market now. The only possible positive is that a target might fancy themselves as being first choice now rather than sitting on the bench.
…even if DCL was fit and well, we’d need an effective back-up, but he’s physically fragile so we need better than back-up. I’d be amazed if a serious alternative striker isn’t brought in.
it makes the difference in us staying up or going down.
He's now injury prone it seems and the club need to replace/reinforce that area of the pitch.
Any personal attack against him is just telling us more about you than him though.
Any personal attack against him is just telling us more about you than him though.
lancs blue
Player Valuation: £35m
The last time we went for a striker we got Derek Hatton instead
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