Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
Well if he's not ready to come on for 25 mins after training regularly for the best part of 5/6 weeks then when is he ever? He's a big fart who doesn't want any part of a dog fight.
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Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
Missed half the games at the end of last season too, with each injury he gets he becomes more of a [Poor language removed]. No doubt he'll pick up another "knock" before the next game as well.Based on him not wanting part of the dog fight last season too right?
But you think he's rubbish anyway so truly why are you bothered if he's available or not.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
He is, problem for us is maupay and Simms are on a whole new level of rubbish, so unfortunately DCL is our best hope of scoring goals.
Not his fault the club rely on him so much, but that's where we are.
The Littlest Yobo
Player Valuation: £1m
Probably best just keeping him off the pitch this season. Clearly something majorly wrong. Just bored now of the constant “ooh he’s back on the grass” stuff from the club now. As we hurtle towards the Championship, we will need sellable assets. Can’t risk him playing and tweaking his mystery injury yet again and us being lumbered with him for another year.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
I think the PR side of Everton have got it wrong (surprise surprise) plastering him all over social media that he was training this week, should just keep it quiet and let him go about being ready when he is, the vitrol from fans when he doesn't play isn't worth the angst.
But then they’d have to not release any pics or the weekly vid and people would be confused.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
I dunno, I think I'd rather the shouts of "where is he" than "why is he such a weak lad he's got no heart if he's fit to train he's fit to play etc etc". Just gives false hope to idiots, and idiots seem to shout loudest unfortunately.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
He most definitely isnt this.
He hasn't been properly fit in two years, he's also not very good when he is fit.
We'll be stuck with this fart when/if we go down.
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
I imagine the goal v palace was a career highlightBased on him not wanting part of the dog fight last season too right?
Equally as bad/annoying in all honesty cuz all the da's don't have the patience to watch a 10 min presser and just go off 1 pic of him not looking devastatingly sad in training to deduce he's okay and should be starting.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
There's no right answer unfortunately, the internet brings out the worst in people. It wasn't 1 pic though, it was a specific post about DCL with multiple pics, like an announcement that's he back, that's how a lot of people would have read it.
Would it not be for you?
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
Yes of course I'm agreeing he's up for the fight because of this
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