Dream Danger Dalliance

[COYBL25]

Nadine Dorries, Ester McVey, something about 'scouse' tory tarts, total filth. Would rubbish.

As a teenager, I use to deliver milk to Esther McVey`s house and she was mates with my next door neighbours girls - both went to Belvedere.

She`d come to the door in a low cut nightie, showing lots and lots of leg.

She was the biggest cock tease of teenage lads in the whole of South Liverpool, but sadly never put it about.

Lot`s of lads tried and I never heard of anyone ever succeeding.

 

[Rita_Poon]

But equally intriguing in the danger shag stakes.

If we're going for warblers hard to omit

Kate Bush
Alanis Morissette
Tori Amos

All three a nice blend of folksy weirdo and utter loony.

You forgot the queen of Iceland...

 

[COYBL25]

Can’t believe no one has mentioned Ruth Wilson, as Alice in Luther.

 

[BNJ1878]

You forgot the queen of Iceland...

Yes, but as shed already been mentioned I decided to leave her be.

I brought three fresh lunatics for consideration.

I reckon Bjork and Tori would be neck and neck for the title.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Yes, but as shed already been mentioned I decided to leave her be.

I brought three fresh lunatics for consideration.

I reckon Bjork and Tori would be neck and neck for the title.

Firstly, Jako, on this... and lastly, I also get that vibe from Amos, in the immortal words of Blain Cooper "A sexual Tyrannosaurus".

 

[Rita_Poon]

I reckon Bjork and Tori would be neck and neck for the title.

 

[Blue 1]

Bjork

Kerry Katona

For quite different reasons, I'd imagine.

 

[Connor mcloud]

Nadine used to frequent the Cabin when she was a nurse back in the day. Probably a gagging order in place somewhere.

I'd make her gag, ooer

 

[Connor mcloud]

How olds Greta Thunberg?

 

[TommyDavo]

Oh she gagged alright...

Not a chance, used to blister the mitre off the stomach acid

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Nina Mishkoff
Edwina Currie
Christine Hamilton

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

How olds Greta Thunberg?

How dare you

 

[degsy]

Priti Patel on all fours in a rubber dinghy

It's the smirk as she looks back

 

[navidson]

It's the smirk as she looks back

Instant boner

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Taylor Swift has to be on the list. I don't think she is personally crazy... but you're pretty much guaranteed to have a diss track written about you and millions of Swifties all over your case after it's over.