Duncan Ferguson - The Coach

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He needs binning too. Hard to see what he has offered from a player development perspective. Give him a blazer and keep him as an ambassador for the Scottish highlands but not as a first team coach.
He turns up as training starts, shows his face and leaves after 5 mins.
5 mins before training ends shows his face and leaves with the players.
Shows up at the game and sits on the bench blending in with the seat.

I think the club have forgotten he even works there
 

IMO he owes Everton FC about £8M for masquerading as a coach.

I blame Johnson for bringing the utter waster here.
He was bought in because of this.

 

There's nothing at all wrong with Duncan Ferguson the coach. I think all the team vehicles should be named after players - maybe Adrian Heath, the minibus, and Fabian Delph the stretcher, and so on. Possibilities are endless.
We could extend it to rooms within buildings. The Peter Reid engine room which powers the floodlights, The Mikel Arteta Restaurant where beautiful things are created, the Morgan Schneiderlin shithouse etc etc
 

We could extend it to rooms within buildings. The Peter Reid engine room which powers the floodlights, The Mikel Arteta Restaurant where beautiful things are created, the Morgan Schneiderlin shithouse etc etc
only post I've read for an age that made me laugh.
 

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