Interesting question. Much like a girl who was smoking hot 10 years ago, but now her body slowed down around her and is getting a bit chubby around the edges, but is still up for it.
I get the joke, but Atkins is the low-carb bullshit. Denies your body essential nutirents and can in certain conditions kill you. They don't do so well over here now.
We get Eeredivisie games on TV here. Last night watched same day delay of Ajax - Roda. It's not as entertaining as English or Spanish, but still good to watch and I have followed Dutch football since the early 1970s. And yes, I am an Ajax fan (my father was born in Amsterdam). Chico, shut it!