Dyche SACKED;

[Eggs]

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Indeed, we are the fools.

 

[barneygumble]

Everton just recorded a loss of £89m
Everton haven't won in the league since December, its now April
Everton financially crippled by interest on loans
Everton left cash short due to a Russian invasion of Ukraine, leaving silent backer sanctioned and out of picture
Everton docked 10 points reduced to 6...

APRIL FOO.... Oh, its not a joke

 

[EFCPaul]

We literally can't sack him, what would we pay him off with? Crates of Chang Beer that we've probably got stored somewhere cause no one would drink it?

He only goes if he walks. And if the wages start coming late then he'd probably be tempted.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

I hate you eggs

 

[GoldenToffee]

Ban..

 

[PhilM]

@mods

 

[luuk_deventer]

I got excited for a minute, there

 

[JLW]

Only a fool wouldn’t want him sacked!!

 

[hktoffee]

Bring a smile to my face lad.

 

[Magus]

The yolk's on us.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Dyche is Evertons third best manager in our history.






April fools!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Everyday is a fools errand supporting this club at the moment.

 

[Johnniepk]

I look forward to next months message to all Evertonions May mugs! Followed by June jokers

 

[chicoazul]