dyche thinks

Dave, we've got bigger fish to fry, then concerning ourselves with our bald ginger ex.

In 72 hours, we'll be marching straight into the centre of Mordor to take on the horde of RS orcs.
In all honesty though, Dave, if you really want to honour our predecessor, here's a thought:

Contact the owner of the Royal Dyche in Burnley, and inquire about opening up a franchise up in Liverpool.
One on the docks right near the new stadium would be perfect, mate! If you hurry, you can get one opened up just in time for the new season:
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Sean would love that, mate! A shrine to his underwhelming and disappointing legacy of mediocrity.
Fans will love walking past that for every home game on their way to BMD. ;)
I’ll have a pint of ‘it was like that before I got here’ please
 

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