Ear & Nose Hair.

[Vim Fuego]

Don't you go using language like than young man! The language of the, of the toilet. The language of the guttersnipe. The language of the little green things that you yank out of your nose until you get a long yellow trail.

 

[monty]

Don't you go using language like than young man! The language of the, of the toilet. The language of the guttersnipe. The language of the little green things that you yank out of your nose until you get a long yellow trail.

but I'm an old man?

 

[Rich316]

Download them,someone i knew downloaded a torrent of the entire series that burnt them to disc.

lucky you none of my mate's download them

 

[evertonianstu]

but I'm an old man?

And here was me thinking you were a dignified old gentleman with old fashioned values and manners to boot.

A damned disgrace you are monty!

 

[Bluelass]

Vim, its called bum fluff when a lady is about

Aaah, you called me a laideee. nice.

Anyway, why is it that women have to shave or pluck every last bit of hair that might offend the sensitivities of the male population when men are quite happy to have the stuff growing everywhere and think it's sexy?

A bit of chest hair is sexy but back hair no no no.
Hairy legs yes, of course but hairy arms like a chimp no no no.

It has to be soft and fluffy though, not like pubes all over.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Black hair is a no no ? But i thought you loved Nuno

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I've got everything now, even the original videos,which have seen better days.

Me too, the first 2 series on old BBC video but i upgraded for series 3 and got the dvd.

Will never stop being funny.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I reckon that Rik Mayall would mke a brilliant 'Rigsby ' if they ever decided to remake Rising Damp.

Their Comic Strip stuff is brilliant too.

 

[Bluelass]

Black hair is a no no ? But i thought you loved Nuno

BACK hair not black hair and yes, I do love Nuno. I would forgive his hairy back anyday.

Why does everyone laugh when I say Nuno is one sexy piece of beef?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I reckon that Rik Mayall would mke a brilliant 'Rigsby ' if they ever decided to remake Rising Damp.

Their Comic Strip stuff is brilliant too.

That sounds familar, was it ever talked about as happening or am i just thinking it would make an awesome idea.

Or did Richie do a Rigsby impression in one of the episodes?

 

[Vim Fuego]

BACK hair not black hair and yes, I do love Nuno. I would forgive his hairy back anyday.

Why does everyone laugh when I say Nuno is one sexy piece of beef?

Oops, sorry !

We dare not mock your deep desire to rip Nuno's skiddies off, fear ye not.

 

[Vim Fuego]

That sounds familar, was it ever talked about as happening or am i just thinking it would make an awesome idea.

Or did Richie do a Rigsby impression in one of the episodes?

Just my awesome idea i'd like to think

Though it's possible that i may have heard it mentioned before, Russel Brand could play the part of the hippy,Miss Jones could be played by Jennifer Saunders and the black guy could be Eddie Murphy !

I should copyright this !

 

[Bluelass]

Oops, sorry !

We dare not mock your deep desire to rip Nuno's skiddies off, fear ye not.

if only, if only

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Just my awesome idea i'd like to think

Though it's possible that i may have heard it mentioned before, Russel Brand could play the part of the hippy,Miss Jones could be played by Jennifer Saunders and the black guy could be Eddie Murphy !

I should copyright this !

Too late mate, i just got off the phone to the BBC and they are paying me ! million trillion squilion dollars for the rights to : Rising Damp The New House.

But Eddie Murphy is busy so Lenny Henry is in instead.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Too late mate, i just got off the phone to the BBC and they are paying me ! million trillion squilion dollars for the rights to : Rising Damp The New House.

But Eddie Murphy is busy so Lenny Henry is in instead.

BBC Bastards