Easy Van Helsing

[Encoder]

Everything apart from the thing, but I'd I'm drinking whisky as I freeze to death with Kurt Russell it's all good

He's lucky, I'd give anything to spend my last minutes sipping J&B with Mr. Keith David.

 

[tommye]

17th of August seems light years away...

 

[davep]

Zombies are a piece of piss,10 or more would be hard work though. All about the footwork I reckon.

 

[Nymzee]

Mummy. Slow, blind, set their wrappings on fire, lock them in a box.

 

[tonyhorne]

No idea why some of them are. I've gone for the Scooby Doo option.

Spoiler

It's just a sad old fella with a bag on his head

 

[Bedfordblue]

Mummy. Slow, blind, set their wrappings on fire, lock them in a box.

Yeah good luck with that, they were locked in Pyramids for thousands of year, and they ALWAYS escape.
They are unrelenting
They are immortal
They will F your shizzle up.

 

[Nymzee]

Yeah good luck with that, they were locked in Pyramids for thousands of year, and they ALWAYS escape.
They are unrelenting
They are immortal
They will F your shizzle up.

Think you'll find the only reason they've ever escaped is because of dumb living humans releasing them.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Staggering amount of over confidence in GoTs ability to iron out zombies……. Everyone being sucked in by the slow lumbering oaf zombies while forgetting about the raging, Usain Bolt paced, mega stamina one’s from 28 days later / world war Z etc.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Think you'll find the only reason they've ever escaped is because of dumb living humans releasing them.

Pffft.

Mummy Physiology

The power to use the abilities of a mummy. Variation of Undead Physiology. Mummy Anatomy/Mimicry The user with this ability either is or can transform into a mummy, an undead creature whose corpse has been mummified and animated. Generally, mummies are animated to guard someplace, often their...

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It would bring pestilence upon you before you could even get the keys out of your pocket.