ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 2

[ToffeeDan]

Tongue firmly in cheek.

Dear Football and Other Things God (if you exist)

I realise now that you have come to an agreement with your nephew Luci and that, this time, you will allow the Satanists to win the league this year. Indeed you seem to have turned your back on many supplicants lately - if your complete lack of interest in events both in Europe (more especially the UK) and the United States are anything to go by.

Of course you were right back in 2014 not to allow Luci to get his own way and so you allowed Slippy to, well, Slip basically. Because, as you know it just wouldn't be right to allow someone who runs kids over, plants one on part time record players and has an anally retentive better half to collect such a prestigious award.

You do know that I've forgiven you for that night in 2005 when you had an early night thinking all was well in the world. I hope you've forgiven Luci too for going behind your back..

Anyway I've only got one thing to ask of you. While you're handing out all those garlands to the RS (sorry God, I can't help that), could you at least let us have a decent day on it on Sunday March the 3rd coming up. A win would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers now

PS If you're pulling another stunt on them like the last time we love you very much.

 

[marsh]

Its going to be absolutely horrible! Need to book a holiday around may ending after about 10years

 

[TheBrace]

Quite a few seem to be resigned but, this is far far far from over. They’re gonna start twitching real soon, even the best teams do, they have us, Spurs, Utd. Not to mention games against the dross that will be fighting for their lives, them games always throw up a few surprises. Even if they win tonight, I’m still optimistic that they’ll slip up. 7 points isn’t much against this City side.

 

[duncs pigeon]

Its going to be absolutely horrible! Need to book a holiday around may ending FOR about 10years

Changed for you

 

[Sharpies volley]

What's all this talk of us beating them. Have you lot been on the glue. WE DONT BEAT THEM! Don't you remember. If we battered them to smitherenes and had 20 shots on target the ball wouldn't go in the net and the one that did beat the keeper would hit the only pigeon within a 50 mile radius and bounce out. Then the ref would give them a penalty cause we where the big boys that day and we tried to hard and it was unfair. Get a grip.

 

[anton66]

@FOXINPEACE
Your time has come ....again.
Don't rollover v this lot.

Unfortunately they won't be able to do anything about the Salah pen, sending off and the offside goal.

 

[Steve0]

A hard fought draw will do me. With a few hamstrings snapping

 

[BigDunc1985]

Dunno you know. Social media wasn't as prevalent as it is now. There will literally be no escape from them and their gloating.

My social media feed has been RS free for years, you can mute anyone these days.

 

[marsh]

They can be more relaxed tonight, and got a huge boost with citys result last night, its a free hit for them.. 3-0 Liverpool i reckon

 

[maccavennie]

Come on Leicester you beautiful beautiful people

 

[Khalekan]

Tongue firmly in cheek.

Dear Football and Other Things God (if you exist)

I realise now that you have come to an agreement with your nephew Luci and that, this time, you will allow the Satanists to win the league this year. Indeed you seem to have turned your back on many supplicants lately - if your complete lack of interest in events both in Europe (more especially the UK) and the United States are anything to go by.

Of course you were right back in 2014 not to allow Luci to get his own way and so you allowed Slippy to, well, Slip basically. Because, as you know it just wouldn't be right to allow someone who runs kids over, plants one on part time record players and has an anally retentive better half to collect such a prestigious award.

You do know that I've forgiven you for that night in 2005 when you had an early night thinking all was well in the world. I hope you've forgiven Luci too for going behind your back..

Anyway I've only got one thing to ask of you. While you're handing out all those garlands to the RS (sorry God, I can't help that), could you at least let us have a decent day on it on Sunday March the 3rd coming up. A win would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers now

PS If you're pulling another stunt on them like the last time we love you very much.

Amen to that Dan.

And pass the rosary beads

 

[YoboCopter]

If they win all call me first kid foxy brown

 

[Death]

Thier manger is alright like.

 

[LEONARD]

Whilst it looks nailed on that the Kult will succeed, they are 2 injuries ( Salah and V V D) away from disaster.

 

[Death]

Seriously the derby just play all the reserves that are going in the summer anyway and get them to target salads and les dykes knees. We have the power to stop this. If Marco wants to be a blue and go down in Ev history ... he doesn't need to win a cup against the odds. Just make sure them two are snapped.