ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[Big Sams Undies]

The winner of The Anfield Wrap's 'Embodiment of Liverpool FC' award 2020 - Jordan Henderson

What a ridiculously pompous idea for an award.

Should have gone to Penny Lane Builders Ltd for the amount of walls they demolish

 

[TowerToffee]

Quiet as the grave by Goodison I reckon Dixie's statue will be fine tonight .
Last time , the mutants were doing laps of the ground honking their horns full blast until 12.30 , no fireworks either , they obviously peaked too early lol

 

[BluePeadar]

All the families of orcs kicked out to the garden so they can be alone during the trophy lift, want to make it as realistic to the players experience as possible - full kit of course.

They all getting their hair cut like it was done by a blind guy on a motorbike and dousing themselves in piss and old spice so they can look and smell like King Kenny

 

[kev]

THIS MEANS MORONS

 

[Shevin Keedy]

What does that even mean??

It must mean to wear the full kit when you are not even playing. So many of their fans can testify to that.

 

[BluePeadar]

Woopsadaisy

 

[Neiler]

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THIS MEANS MORONS

We’re here for the Liverpool Echo, we mean trophy lift.

 

[BluePeadar]

Being dispersed from Anfield? Then I suppose the real trouble starts. Where would the orcs go to I wonder? Would love to be rear gunner on Dixie Dean statue now

 

[Neiler]

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Woopsadaisy

Its times like this, I wish I was a water cannon operator.

 

[BluePeadar]

Its times like this, I wish I was a water cannon operator.

Or a Renegade Maverick Flame Thrower Thrower Person Guy

 

[Neiler]

Or a Renegade Maverick Flame Thrower Thrower Person Guy

Nah, thats them, else-wise known as Misdirected firework.

 

[davek]

Favourite Asterisk Title ceremony moments:

• "Hendo's" Terryesque costume change
• Mane videoing the moment of triumph on his phone filming the stadium in front of him - then remembering it was empty and videoing the podium instead
• Klopp waving to imaginery fans in the stand
• Souness saying "its a shame, the presentation in front of the fans is part of the deal, so it's a disappointment"
• Dalglish swapping his Napoleon Bonaparte outfit for a D1ck Turpin outfit
• Rush trying to work out how to take photos on his 'brand new' Nokia

 

[paultheblue]

I wasn't going to watch any of it but started watching it and it was so gut churningly crap I found it compulsively viewing.
Klopp was particularly embarrassing like one of those uncles at a family do desperately trying to get the party going but failing miserably.
A special mention must be made for the firm that charged them a million for the firework and lighting show, I could have got a similar effect for 15 quid and I would have threw in a box of sparklers.

 

[BluePeadar]

It went as “well” as we could have hoped for. Empty , awkward and almost void.
Just like my undercrackers

 

[davek]

lol