I must be using the wrong inhaler.... also I'm fat, hit bongs all day and generally can't be arsed.
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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
- Thread starter cronullasharks
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Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
In totally honesty in my group I think I know one asthmatic person , I’ve had a physically Demanding job in the past and unfair or not they’d get filtered out but apparently over half of this countries best football team are asthmatic ? Yeah good one
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
The sad thing is that a mainstream journalist will never expose it because they know their career would be over immediately. Instead they just write articles about how Milner is running further than ever at 36 because Klopp told him to run extra hard and no other manager has ever done so.
I'm struggling to see how the champions of running around are also breathless asthmatics.I'm sure this will all be covered extensively in the MSM
Aren't steroid used to treat certain types of asthma? How convenient
Lance Armstrong FC only this time there will be no inquiry..
Essentially all asthma. Even a simple ventolin is a steroid
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
22 players with asthma you say? Herr Colgate has obvs been putting his run run juice into gaseous form for their inhalers, cheating scumbags.
Also, it would seem that wall pusher fcs medicals aren't anywhere near as thorough or in depth as ours, as it seems almost negligent to have that many professional footballers on one clubs books with the same respiratory condition?
Then again, NASAs/MI5s/green beret/SAS medicals aren't a patch on Everton's!
Also, it would seem that wall pusher fcs medicals aren't anywhere near as thorough or in depth as ours, as it seems almost negligent to have that many professional footballers on one clubs books with the same respiratory condition?
Then again, NASAs/MI5s/green beret/SAS medicals aren't a patch on Everton's!
Dr Everton - "You ever picked up a knock in pre-season training that's taken you out for the first 12 games or so?"
New player - "No not me doc! Never! No Way!!"
Dr Everton - "No worries lad, we'll sort that for ya, welcome to the blues!"
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Salbutamol was the steroid in asthma medication that used to be quite popularly used by elite athletes. I'm not sure but I think it was removed from the WADA list a few years back.
We may just be "bitter rival fans" but taking all biases out of the mix, you have to say that the RS have unnatural levels of fitness. If you're asthmatic then you can get a TUE, which in turn allows you to take corticosteroids. The world just swallows the notion that Klopp's key to success is running at people, as if nobody in history has thought of closing people down in possession. The fact is, it's bloody hard to do week-in, week-out and that's why many teams who try it pick up injuries and inevitably drop in intensity. Not only have they been able to do it for nearly three years solid, but they've hardly had a single soft-tissue injury in that time. No hamstrings or calf strains that all these lazy, non-pressing teams all seem to pick up. How unusual, eh?
No-one of any note will question why they have 22 people on the books with a respiratory illness yet can churn out the breathless brand of football that they do. At the very least, the public should have full disclosure of every professional with a TUE.
Jamie Vardy is the other one who sticks out like a sore thumb. He's the only 33-year-old I know who seems to be getting faster. To go from non-league to PL winner and Golden Boot is a nice story but look at him physically, look up the effects of corticosteroids and tell me he doesn't tick every box.
