Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
He's very limber and light on his feet, mate...
It must be the ballerina lessons. The way he pirouettes, sautés and pliés when he goes down, ESPECIALLY when he's in the opposition's box... He avoids most physical contact that would otherwise injure him.
Most weeks, we're treated to a true 'ballet of football', staring 'The Pharaoh Ballerina'.
How do you say 'Swan Lake' in Arabic?
