Cake
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Imagine winning the league and your first concern is this? They don't care about us though.
At the time they have this parade they do know the stadium will be empty and Everton will never have played there, right? They could make a dvd of their day out, Carry On Stupid.
Not likely to happen anyway. Too close to water bringing back bad memories of the last time they had a wash.