I have questions:
What the actual flip does this mean?
Why is the ability to walk around a human something to attain to, is this something that we should all be looking to have done to us?
Is it a sign that you are a good to great footballer if somebody can walk around you?
Surely as a defender to take a walk around somebody would not be the best thing during a football game?
Or do they actually mean 'Try to take a walk around him and you will fail?' In which case, why does it come across as something that would be nice to do, maybe something you would find on Tripadvisor.
Rating 5* - 'My recent trip to Anfield was capped off by a wonderful walk around a player called Van DIjk. They call him a colossus and it really was a lovely walk, short but very enjoyable'
Also, does Van Dijk know that he is owned by them. I feel that this could be an awkward conversation with the authorities, pretty sure that this kind if thing was abolished.
In conclusion, what a bunch of muppets.