I agree that Liverpool could have spent the money better - this is what I think of their squad and managerial team:
GK
Their keeper is a bit dodgy. Great shot stopper, terrible at everything else. No decent backup GK either.
Defenders
Johnson is finished. Flanagan had a very good season last time round though, I rate the troll faced squirrel.
Lovren the jury is out. Has had a terrible start to the season.
Skrtel is dodgy. Don't rate him, never have. Sakho and Toure can't get games, both extremely slow. Sakho turns like a bus.
Agger? Is he still alive?
Moreno is a new signing and I thought he was superb at Sevilla. But he'll take a season to 'bed in'. Luis Enrique is gash.
Midfielders
Gerrard is finished at the highest level now too IMO. They compare him to Pirlo over at RAWK because of the new position Brenda has him playing. He's simply not clever enough to play there and shouldn't be shielding the defence, he's too slow.
Lucas. His career has been up and down at Pool. Seems to be running out of fans now, extremely limited footballer.
Henderson. Their most important player these days apart from DS. Has come on leaps and bounds, I like him - runs all match.
Allen. Good squad player to have - can go missing more often than not though. Tidy little player, nothing exciting, won't create goals.
Lallana. New signing, talented lad - extremely overrated but all English players are. I think he'll be a good signing personally, like him.
Coutinho. Looks like a world beater one week, looks gash the week after. Goes missing, still young and learning. I like him.
Forwards
Sterling. Superb little player, will only get better. One to watch this season.
Sturridge. I don't get the hype. He's all flicks and tricks. Does score goals though but has to carry L'pool this season.
Balotelli. Will either be explosive or sulk around and look disinterested. I'm going for the latter, hence DS having to carry Pool.
Lambert. Squad player, will be brought on as Brenda's 'Plan B' for when they want to hoof it long for flick downs. He's a clogger.
Borini. Rubbish. Will probably be at S'Land when window closes anyway.
The Manager
Really thinks he's the next Shankly/Paisley. Uses the word "Wee" all of the time in interviews now, he never did this at Swansea. Wonder who he is copying?
He knows how to form a very exciting attacking team and usually his teams play attractive football. But he couldn't organise a defence if his life depended on it and is also known to be dodgy in the transfer market.
The Assistant Manager
Wears shorts.
Who have I missed?
