zirc
Player Valuation: £40m
That is brilliant. The stage is set perfectly for him to do something mental and indefensible and for them to back him to the hilt embarrassing themselves further in the process.
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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That is brilliant. The stage is set perfectly for him to do something mental and indefensible and for them to back him to the hilt embarrassing themselves further in the process.
They are truly the most nauseating club and fans anywhere in the world. This guy sounds like a very sad man who probably wears his full kit all the time, even to bed, and kisses goodnight to each player on his team poster each night. He's probably a 50 year old virgin who genuinely believes the players are his mates
I've just read that. F hell. I'd fume if a fellow Evertonian wrote something like that yet they actually believe it.
WE SO SPECIAL.
Yes you are, to our eternal amusement.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Dear Mario,
Our last brother intentionally took a bite out of another professional just to get out of our family. Our father, Papa Bren said he didn't want you at first, but when he realized all our other top potential siblings were desperate to find any other family but us, he settled on you. Papa Bren talks real clever, he knows quotes from philophisizers and all. His favourite is our oldest, Big Stevie. Stevie is a true red, except that time he wanted to be blue. But he loved the club so much and was so afraid of bullets that he decided to stay. Welcome home Mario, please don't move out next year.
Our last brother intentionally took a bite out of another professional just to get out of our family. Our father, Papa Bren said he didn't want you at first, but when he realized all our other top potential siblings were desperate to find any other family but us, he settled on you. Papa Bren talks real clever, he knows quotes from philophisizers and all. His favourite is our oldest, Big Stevie. Stevie is a true red, except that time he wanted to be blue. But he loved the club so much and was so afraid of bullets that he decided to stay. Welcome home Mario, please don't move out next year.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
We need someone to rap this to the tune of Stan
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Great stuff, Shankley's 101st birthday...what a significant milestone.
FFS, no wonder they frigged off to Oldham and they cant give that rag away.
blue4eva77
Yarmolenko ? Yes please
I liked him. He didn't mention bitter until 4 words in.
I see that as progress.
Jim Lahey
Banned
@RAWK_Meltdown
(Rooney new England captain) Laughable to be honest. Henderson is born for that captain role
Genuine absolute tears at this hahahahaha
(Rooney new England captain) Laughable to be honest. Henderson is born for that captain role
Genuine absolute tears at this hahahahaha
paulbefc
Player Valuation: £60m
That letter is some poor lid who knows deep down he doesn't belong, so takes it upon himself to write a stupidly long open letter to welcome someone he knows will never read it and post it on a public forum to try and convince others and himself that he's not the bad band-wagon jumping weapon he almost surely is.
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