Dithering Dougie
Banned
Imagine waking up on a Sunday morning and saying to your bird - "You know what, I'll skip breakfast today. I'm going to write a letter to Mario Balotelli wishing him a happy life at LFC and post it on a forum on the internet
lol lol lol
I think you're given that whopper to much credit Mikey.
He's probably woke up in parents box bedroom, slide out from under his Liberpool duvet set, kissed his Benitez lifesize effigy, got dressed into his full kit and boots, gone down stairs and put the 1990 season review on the VHS, fired up the laptop, typed it out, and wiped the tears from his eyes just before his lift comes round to take him to the noon shift at Halewood.