Even by their shameless standards, Ive been taken aback at the early attack of "Premature Congratulation" reported to have afflicted the heavily medicated sector of the RS community. I anticipate that had it been a week later, matters would have been worse with widespread spontaneous combustion and big noting of the most vomit inducing nature. However the following antidote prescription is available... which was highly successful in curbing the last outbreak under the Rodgers Regime. Your Good Health !