Kristian Walsh, can't wait to see that fat turd faced cat shagger boo hooing in the stands again this season a-la the palace game. I heard he'd shat and pissed himself so badly when he got home his mam had to use 8 bottles of Johnsons baby shampoo to ease his arse crack open and separate the winnits by his bum hole that was totally blocked up, apparently his cack-stained undercrackers are still hanging outside on the washing line to this day and are revered by kopites as the miracle of crystanbul. Swarfega, domestic even gunpowder won't shift the stains, it's their Turin shroud and will one day stand in the shoitey analfield museum alongside Michael Sheilds amazing bed were 5500 kopshoites seen him sleeping when he definitely wasn't slamming pavement slabs into waiters heads, and the dead carcass of a pigeon that the great piss-tramp aldo tried to goose to death with his tiny Penis after it took the piss out him at the back of bootle strand. The poor pigeon finally succumbed to the great beyond from the fowl stench of urine, white lightning ands meths that old sponk breath chunders out.