ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[deipnosophist]

heard before the derby that jags finished his speech with a rousing edition of 'may the best team win'

I always love watching Capt Jags in the tunnel lining up with the opposition. He puts the fear of God in them, you can see. He always looks so serious, so commanding. He truly is such an inspiring figure, a born leader.

 

[Seathestars]

I always love watching Capt Jags in the tunnel lining up with the opposition. He puts the fear of God in them, you can see. He always looks so serious, so commanding. He truly is such an inspiring figure, a born leader.

Churchill himself would be proud.

 

[deipnosophist]

Jagielka giving his team talk staring at the floor.

Moyes' last pisstake: making that door mouse captain.

It was like someone leaving their house for the last time and shoving a pound of rotting fish behind one of the stud walls.

...or slotting stinking anchovies down the curtain rods.

 

[davek]

On this changing room vid



Jags doesn’t seem too timid there tbh , I reckon he probably gives it some hell when he needs to

Even there he's staring at the floor rather than at Warnock.


Laughing at that though.

 

[davek]

Meanwhile, back in Narnia

Elegant.

 

[deipnosophist]

Churchill himself would be proud.

I'm wondering if whenever Adolf was causing him issues, Winston suddenly remembered his laces were undone

 

[deipnosophist]

Even there he's staring at the floor rather than at Warnock.


Laughing at that though.

He looks particularly gormless in that vid...that takes some doing

 

[Wayno]

Even there he's staring at the floor rather than at Warnock.


Laughing at that though.

Whole thing makes me laugh.

Just everyone pure fuming. Must be infuriating for managers that , he’s literally told that lad to man mark Lescott and he’s scored when he was marking someone else

Love Jags’ reaction. “It’s bounced and he’s just volleyed the f***er” lol

 

[deipnosophist]

Oh yeah. I can appreciate the artistry of that if it was a calculated piss take. Basically: "They're screaming for me to get great football from these no marks who no one can remember the name of!!".

Bit like handing Jimmy Page a length of damp rotten 4x2 with a rubber band stretched out round it and saying "here Jimmy, play us Stairway to Heaven "

 

[deipnosophist]

Chew chew chew, "Er, keep it tight lads" chew chew chew fart. "Theo lad, track back to help, er, whatshisname" chew chew belch. "Wayne, try one one from halfway, noticed their keeper, thingmajig, foreign lad, is about 6 yards off his line at their corners", chew chew, fart.

"You lot to blame if I dont win this remember"

...extending this dressing room imagery :

BFS :"You lot to blame if I dont win this remember, isn't that right Capt Jags"
Capt Jags :"yes, definitely"
BFS : "FFS Capt Jags...is that how you answer every effing question?"
Capt Jags :"yes, definitely"
BFS :''FFS Capt Jags...are you permanently effing gormless?"
Capt Jags :"yes, definitely"

 

[davek]

He looks particularly gormless in that vid...that takes some doing

He looks like catweasel.

 

[davek]

Whole thing makes me laugh.

Just everyone pure fuming. Must be infuriating for managers that , he’s literally told that lad to man mark Lescott and he’s scored when he was marking someone else

Love Jags’ reaction. “It’s bounced and he’s just volleyed the f***er” lol

I'm pretty sure he tells Jagielka to open his "'kin mouth" in that video.

Wise words.

 

[summerisle]

He looks like catweasel.

Err, Catweazle.

 

[davek]

Err, Catweazle.

Ha Ha. I googled catweasel and it gave me Wurzel.

 

[Kenshin]

What was the one thing to happen to give them a chance in the final? The literal one thing that turned the final from possibly ending badly to them having a chance?

Ronaldo getting injured........

Oh look, flying pigs going overhead ffs