Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I had one great night out at Ministry of Sound years ago. Me and @Maxwell went to see Skream (I think), I took far too much MDMA and I made a bit of a mess of myself. Lost my wallet too but a bouncer found it and took the piss out of my accent in a bantery way.Herself.
Weird thing is she's bang into Detroit techno. She's just said to me 'I didn’t know it'd be all this stuff. I was like, its 'kin Ministry of Sound, wtf were you expecting girl??!!
The security was a bit intense. Like an airport. Probably gives you an idea of the kind of people that go regularly. Although to be fair Fabric's was similar, and that's a truly great club.