Don't know how to link YouTube but I just listened to Dave Clarke's World Service writing up my assessments and was in retro-techno heaven.
I remember seeing him years ago at a club in Birmingham (can't remember the name but it looked like a renovated church) and the bass coming through your bones to Midfield General was one of the best musical and sensory experiences of my life.
Afterwards I was in the chill out lounge and someone approached me and asked me I was interested in a massage. It sounded lovely but when my friends arrived it turned out not to be a professional masseur plying his trade but a very drugged up and very gay guy who just wanted to rub my back.
So I didn't even have to pay for his magic hands, was made up. Had a hug and a key and went back to the floor.
I need to get some good club buddy links now I'm down in saaaaaf Landan now.