nikom court
Player Valuation: £20m
looks like they already have!
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Parky
Player Valuation: £750k
All good ! Named him lucas after Digne after my wife vetoed Leighton ?
Just
yeah think that just reaction straight from game got me, cone to the same thinking as you yes going down would be terrible. But i think is the only way to change this board and then have to hope we can cone straight back up and try sell/buy new olayers that imprive us
wainy
Player Valuation: £35m
Where can I get this?
Ron Swanson
Player Valuation: £2.5m
We’ve nothing to be embarrassed about. The players, manager, ex-manager and owners do.
Gordon Lee's Cushion
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I think we’ll at least make the play offs.
Off my man! You tried it?
wainy
Player Valuation: £35m
Not yet, but I feel like I need my mind opening into a new dimension. One where bill kenwright is a fluffer for Barrymore.
Plot twist: Kenwright is THE entity when you break through, and you’re front row at Blood Brothers.
wainy
Player Valuation: £35m
That’s when I know ending it all will be the only option
DMT teaches us it never ends.
Evertonians already knew that though.
Evertonians already knew that though.
Can't not think of that moon man Joe Rogan every time I see someone mention DMT now.
Terrence McKenna is better.
GotTheBlues
Player Valuation: £750k
I’m not sure “embarrassed” should be the right feeling, sadly I think we as fans need to shift our perception of the club - we are just not very good, it wasn’t embarrassing, it’s our level, the league table does not lie.
Individually we have better players than our relegation rivals but we are NOT a “team” - there’s almost no cohesion or balance to how we play so any individual merit is null and void, we are always going to be beaten by a well drilled team.
I don’t blame Lampard (or Benitez really - obviously a terrible appointment regardless), the team are not good enough and whilst it’s easy to point to Carlo as the “real level” of our team, it was clear his tactics had been figured out by the end of the season too - let there be no mistake, the man was no fool - he knew what the future held.
We are truly poor with really basic things;
- first touch is almost non-existent throughout the whole team, they’re always chasing a yard or two to get the ball under control.
- tackling, utterly woeful - we rarely ever go into a tackle and come out with the ball - at best it runs loose, usually back to the opposition.
- passing, constantly backwards, underhit or unnecessary (taking 2-3 passes to do what most teams do in 1) - we do not pass into space, always behind the run.
- composure - non existent - we hoof out of defence when not under any pressure and the ball inevitably comes right back at us.
- 50/50’s are at best 70/30’s for us.
- throw ins, I’ve said before but I’ve never seen a team surrender possession from their own throw ins as regularly as us.
I do believe when Lampard says instructions aren’t being followed on the pitch because you can often seen panic n the faces or our team, they just lose their heads.
The club need a reset but I think relegation would be the death knell rather than the reset - there’s criticism of Kenny and Holgate (rightfully so) but it’s not their fault, it’s just their level - if they weren’t academy products we would not have bought them (nor would any other prem side) and that’s just the reality we’re dealing with.
Individually we have better players than our relegation rivals but we are NOT a “team” - there’s almost no cohesion or balance to how we play so any individual merit is null and void, we are always going to be beaten by a well drilled team.
I don’t blame Lampard (or Benitez really - obviously a terrible appointment regardless), the team are not good enough and whilst it’s easy to point to Carlo as the “real level” of our team, it was clear his tactics had been figured out by the end of the season too - let there be no mistake, the man was no fool - he knew what the future held.
We are truly poor with really basic things;
- first touch is almost non-existent throughout the whole team, they’re always chasing a yard or two to get the ball under control.
- tackling, utterly woeful - we rarely ever go into a tackle and come out with the ball - at best it runs loose, usually back to the opposition.
- passing, constantly backwards, underhit or unnecessary (taking 2-3 passes to do what most teams do in 1) - we do not pass into space, always behind the run.
- composure - non existent - we hoof out of defence when not under any pressure and the ball inevitably comes right back at us.
- 50/50’s are at best 70/30’s for us.
- throw ins, I’ve said before but I’ve never seen a team surrender possession from their own throw ins as regularly as us.
I do believe when Lampard says instructions aren’t being followed on the pitch because you can often seen panic n the faces or our team, they just lose their heads.
The club need a reset but I think relegation would be the death knell rather than the reset - there’s criticism of Kenny and Holgate (rightfully so) but it’s not their fault, it’s just their level - if they weren’t academy products we would not have bought them (nor would any other prem side) and that’s just the reality we’re dealing with.
I remember getting way into him and Graham Hancock during uni when smoking the bifters. What a few years of pure blissful ignorance that was.
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