Embarrassing travel stories

[ArtetaMoney]

Who'd have thought girls in Magaluf were so choosy?

I'm sure it's classed as marking your territory in certain civilisations.

 

[kev]

I thought @Diogenes the Cynic would have been all over this thread. lol

 

[cronullasharks]

I thought @Diogenes the Cynic would have been all over this thread. lol

Has he negotiated a bit of internet time in that Thai jail??

 

[kev]

Has he negotiated a bit of internet time in that Thai jail??

I know it must have been a terrible time for him personally, but if I'm being honest, that thread was one of my all time favourites. lol

 

[anton66]

these things happen.

Do they??

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Do they??

Yes.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

Didnt happen to me but a lad I used to
Play football with met up with a girl from round his in Ibiza. On the last night they went back to his and during the throws of passion he completely snapped his rifle. Ended up having to get something put into it that meant it had to be snapped like a glow stick every time he wanted an errection. Eventually they replaced it with a third ball so he could pump it up and let the air out at will. They stayed together for a while I think it was more out of pity on her behalf for what had happened but it eventually ended

Jesus wept he said embarrassing stories not horror stories!

 

[Davidoff]

Didnt happen to me but a lad I used to
Play football with met up with a girl from round his in Ibiza. On the last night they went back to his and during the throws of passion he completely snapped his rifle. Ended up having to get something put into it that meant it had to be snapped like a glow stick every time he wanted an errection. Eventually they replaced it with a third ball so he could pump it up and let the air out at will. They stayed together for a while I think it was more out of pity on her behalf for what had happened but it eventually ended

 

[kev]

Didnt happen to me but a lad I used to
Play football with met up with a girl from round his in Ibiza. On the last night they went back to his and during the throws of passion he completely snapped his rifle. Ended up having to get something put into it that meant it had to be snapped like a glow stick every time he wanted an errection. Eventually they replaced it with a third ball so he could pump it up and let the air out at will. They stayed together for a while I think it was more out of pity on her behalf for what had happened but it eventually ended

It's OK @bluerobert You are amongst sympathetic friends here.

 

[Zed Car]

Mine is tame but I thought I'd share it in the hope of some good stuff being returned...

Just spent three nights in Belgium, where on the first night I enjoyed some famous Belgian blondes in Gent. The second day we set out to explore Brussels...

Long story short, I got the shts and the bird at Brussels Centraaaaal's toilets kept banging on the door shouting "monsieur" at me... Which is fine

You should have replied “I’m a lady you know “

 

[Zed Car]

What

Went to Vietnam and Cambodia for 8 weeks with 7 of my mates. Many stories.

What about the one where your friend nearly drowned in Cambodia because a jobbie blocked his snorkel pipe

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Went to Vietnam and Cambodia for 8 weeks with 7 of my mates. Many stories.

What group of 8 lads can take 8 weeks off somewhere?!

 

[Zed Car]

What group of 8 lads can take 8 weeks off somewhere?!

The Everton treatment room after a session with Archie Knox

 

[anton66]

Didnt happen to me but a lad I used to
Play football with met up with a girl from round his in Ibiza. On the last night they went back to his and during the throws of passion he completely snapped his rifle. Ended up having to get something put into it that meant it had to be snapped like a glow stick every time he wanted an errection. Eventually they replaced it with a third ball so he could pump it up and let the air out at will. They stayed together for a while I think it was more out of pity on her behalf for what had happened but it eventually ended

I suppose having an air bed pump stuffed down your undies was a bit of a passion killer.

 

[widnesblue]

Was in a bar in Hamburg years ago called Peggy Sue’s, had a proper Del Boy moment. Was having a great time, was leaning on table, started dancing with my mate to Gangnam style(embarrassing but €1.80 for a red Astra, it does that to you” anyways, took a swig of my drink, went to lean back on the table. Someone had moved the table and ended up falling through a door, that led down to a cellar. Fell down all the stairs, was lay down in an awkward position with a cut above my eye brow. Pretty much the whole bar seen it happen and was in stitches. To make it worse, they film the people in the bar and show it on the big screen. They only managed to capture it and kept repeating it on the big screen all night. Had people buying me drinks all night and didn’t have to understand German to know they was taking the mick.

Was back over there about 2/3 months later, forgot all about it. Went to walk into the same bar, the bouncers was giving me these awkward looks and laughing. Was in there for about 5 minutes, started showing it on the big screen again.