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*Eminem - Marshall Mathers LP 2*

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MickM86 said:
Yes, I'm a white british male.

Eminem is one of the most successful musicians in history, his sophomore album Marshall Mathers LP sold 10,000,000 in it's first week! it sold 80,000,000 worldwide!

Rap isn't just a music genre, it is a culture and a way of life. People mistake it for violent lyrics and bad influences but if you listen much deeper there is a lot of music with messages, witty lyrics, smart punchlines, excellent use of multi's, rhyme, song structure, it's an art form at it's greatest. Hip Hop saved my life.
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Mick dropping subliminals their.

Cleverer than I thought
 
bluemangroup said:
Growing up where I'm from can be pretty brutal,
No home to speak of, just a bedsit in Bootle.
When asked to do previews I sit and I think,
No ideas coming so I sit and I drink.
I drink to forget, so it's usually rum,
I drink far too quickly so I'm sick and I'm glum.
Maybe I can escape by dreaming up lies...errrr
So I steal a computer and type "trip advisor"
The reviews of places I've never been
Pictures of places I've never seen,
Entice me in my drunken stupor.
"What's that? This bottle? Oh...Bought straight from Cuba"
I lie about trips where I've bathed on the sand,
When I've never been further than up to the Strand.
All of these holidays I've been from my bed
Are with me forever, stored in my massive head.
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Forgot this was in here. Quite proud of it still.
Self-quoting is a sin I know.
 

ricardobee said:
It was a Tuesday morning, that much I can remember
Early autumn time, maybe September
Had me brekky so went up to the sh*tter
Had a nosey at Facebook and twitter
Saw that the rels had all gone to Blackpool
Without me! That's not very tactful
My bro and his wife and their lovely wee daughter
My chin hit the ground I was totally mortar-
Fied! They know there's no show without punch
Gonna head over to their house tomorrow, after lunch
Take their little kid and stick her in my escort
Head to the motorway, drive up through Prescot


Chorus


Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece
Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece






I'm gonna do it, yeah, I'm gonna risk it
All they do is feed her lemo and biscuits
We can go on the big one, the pier and the tower
Sneaky game of bingo if there's a shower
A quick bite to eat, ill feed her hunters chicken
She knows she eat right with her fav uncle Mick M
Wait for the evening and see the luminations
That'll show my stupid relations


Chorus


Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece
Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece




*breakdown bit, Tammy winnets "crazy"^






Chorus


Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece
Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece


*repeat to fade^
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#winner
 
The lad was an utter bulb but reading back some of this is funny as feck. The night his soundcloud got linked up was superb
 

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