End of Days

[davek]

Global economic world order in tatters? Scare the populations with a pandemic - something people can relate to like flu symptoms - and repeat to distraction. Next month it'll be something else.

 

[micknick]

Ive just called the swine flu hot line, i couldnt get through- all i got was crackling.

 

[davek]

Ive just called the swine flu hot line, i couldnt get through- all i got was crackling.

You're telling porkies there.

 

[Bundy]

My wife got an email about a month ago saying that the USA government had built millions of plastic coffins recently... maybe someone knew about this beforehand..

 

[GrandOldTeam]

These conspiracy theorists ay.

The greatest conspiracy theories in history - Telegraph

YouTube - 500,000 Plastic Coffins in the middle of Georgia?

 

[davek]

They're bath tubs FFS.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

They're bath tubs FFS.

Nah to be fair, they are definitely coffins.

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Hundreds of conspiracy theories have emerged from them.

 

[davek]

Nah to be fair, they are definitely coffins.

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Hundreds of conspiracy theories have emerged from them.

Civil unrest. You know the way those Yanks are over taxation and spending and 'pork barrel' handouts. There'll be an unholy survivalist/hillbilly/KKK/anti-Federalist coalition ready to wage war on "the Washington elite" soon.

Those coffins suddenly become less sinister.

 

[Latch]

Ive just called the swine flu hot line, i couldnt get through- all i got was crackling.

Posted via Mobile Device PMSL. Good one Mick

 

[chicoazul]

The media are massive bells in relaying their information.

 

[McBain]

So hows this epidemic turning out?

I havent been paying attention.

 

[chicoazul]

So hows this epidemic turning out?

I havent been paying attention.

Everyones either dead or infected.

Theres only me and you left. Im clearly not the taker.

 

[Goat]

Im still here, lets 3way!

 

[daza_1973]

If this or any epidemic got to the scale of 10's of thousands dying - do you really think they would be ars*d putting every corpse in a coffin.
It would be JCB/trench time

 

[Welton Toffee]

I want one of them masks.