You are 100% correct about turkey.Chicken or Beef Wellington (Turkey is absolutely crap)
Stuffing
Roast potatoes
Roast parsnips
Carrots
Yorkshire pudding
My uncle used to put ketchup and salad cream on his roasts. I still have traumatic childhood memories of sitting around the table at Christmas trying to stop myself from wretching at the sight of him scoffing down this awful curdled blend of salad cream, ketchup and gravy.
Your Uncle should be in a prison in central Africa.
We had a roast dinner yesterday - chicken - and all agreed it was spot on. The freezer is stocked up with venison, duck and guinea fowl (guinea fowl currently reduced at Sainsbury's) so there will be further roasts in the next ten days....