Euro Semi finals - ENG V NL; SPA v FRA

[daza_1973]

Got to have Alain Prost in there

And Pepe la Pew

 

[heatmeiser]

You've only just worked this out??

He just seemed even more obnoxious than ever at half time. I think he managed to interrupt everyone.

Absolute bell

 

[heatmeiser]

What's with the Cucurella booing. Seems a bit random

Germans booing him for that handball apparently

 

[daza_1973]

That Nico Williams never played this well for the Rs

 

[Jamiednm]

If and when I streak naked on a football pitch, I’ll cover myself in coconut oil so I’m slippery to the touch, making me extra elusive.

If a steward tries to grab me, I’d shoot out of their grasp like toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

I wish Jenas was a pitch invader...so he'd be put into a dark room in solitary confinement.

 

[AndyP94]

That Nico Williams never played this well for the Rs

That was Neco Williams, different player.

 

[Walken]

Would have giroud on here

 

[Yarrgh]

Never knew you were Dutch

To be fair, I think that the Dutch and English teams have around the same level of ability to brat either of these 2 teams.

 

[heatmeiser]

If and when I streak naked on a football pitch, I’ll cover myself in coconut oil so I’m slippery to the touch, making me extra elusive.

If a steward tries to grab me, I’d shoot out of their grasp like toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.

That sounds nice Jamie

 

[daza_1973]

That was Neco Williams, different player.

 

[Billy Dean]

Not a bad trio to bring on

 

[Neiler]

Some players to bring on!

 

[Drico]

Not a bad trio to bring on

They're going to need Tigana, Giresse, and Platini at this rate, because they look pretty bereft of ideas at the moment.

 

[heatmeiser]

Has there ever been another footballer whose name rhymes with "Pull my finger"?