Tommy.
Player Valuation: £25m
Italian people are unfairly good looking
Took my Ms to Venice last year, got stupid drunk in St Mark's Square and got speaking to the most immaculate couple I've even seen in my life whilst I was on my way for my 5th piss of the night.
They were 'kin beautiful with a pedigree St Bernard on leash.
Got back to my Missus, I said "I've just met th.." and she jumped straight in with "I saw them!"
I was trying to say I just met the second most beautiful couple in Venice but she didn't even give me the chance.
Yep, Italians are beautiful.