Eurovison 2024

[Brett Angell Delight]

Sweden up first, with Norwegian singers.... so I view them with the contempt as the mid-2000s Arsenal squad that dared to have the English flag next to its name in champions league brackets, without an Englishman amongst them. But there ya go.

Also, they look and sound exactly like the late Stephen Gately. Uncanny.

Got a weird feeling about Ireland's witch demon. My brain voice is telling me she it might do a Leicester here.

Had a Jeff Kenna each way on them so they’d better smash it

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Ukraine - it was going well until the fat one started rapping.

Best bit, you crazy fool

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Street end man]

Greggs regular this lad

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Rug ‘n’ Bowl Man, here

 

[d34noj]

Talentless German.

 

[TGW89]

Greggs regular this lad

In Germany they're called Grieggs, and they serve wiener schnitzel instead of cowboy rolls.

It's a step up tbf.

 

[LostLegend]

zzzz

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Ah, Luxembourg, the Everton of Eurovision

 

[TGW89]

Luxembourg looks like Chun li fanart drawn by a 42 year old virgin trying to pick the latest stain off his mam's basement carpet.

 

[d34noj]

Sounds like every song you hear in a supermarket on holiday in Crete.

 

[LostLegend]

HERE COME THE BABY MURDERERS!!!!!!11111!!!ONE!!11

 

[TGW89]

Israel's turn. Let's hope this is on a decent time delay incase anyone tries to play silly buggers.

 

[RomanReigns]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Mozza1987]

Do one Israel