Match Thread Everton 0-2 Bournemouth FA Cup 8th Feb 2025

[anton66]

New manager bounce has a broken spring.

 

[Fralahna]

The irony of incorrectly using alliteration…

Poor pull-ups for punctuation provides poor Paul improper provocation

 

[Simo]

WTA

 

[ForeverEverton]

We are just Bournemouths little Bish.

Yep...

 

[heatmeiser]

Can anyone think of an Everton captain who has had a worst first half of football?

First job, shout at him.
Second job, sub him
Third job , never let him anywhere near that captains armband again.

Yeah that would be brilliant for team spirit, great idea...

 

[derek duvall]

Unleash Alcaraz!

 

[everton1953]

Presumably few or none of us are at the match so cool down. The league is the crucial issue and that is looking good.

 

[Margarita]

Poor pull-ups for punctuation provides poor Paul improper provocation

Perfectly put pal

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

New manager bounce has a broken spring.

Jesus Christ.

9pts out of 12 in the league. This is cryarsing of the highest degree.

 

[siddharth]

Picking up where we left off half time, at least that is a positive development over the last few games.

 

[heatmeiser]

If he comes out after half time I'll be stunned

I am STUNNED

 

[Fralahna]

Perfectly put pal

Pthanks

 

[Vintage]

Back to the hoofball

 

[Professor Toffee]

Unleash Alcaraz!

Welease woderick

 

[Bwana]

As I'm not a native English-speaker I'd like learn expressions defining this glorious first half performance of Everton's. Can you please educate me?

edit: tos*er and w*nker I already know.