Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

Lol. Young with yet another red card. Good job we gave him and Coleman new deals only to have to play Mason Holgate at right back.

Players foul when they have been beaten.

Young gets beaten all the time.

 

[daza_1973]

Sack this fraud while we have time.

Still nobody to sack him though
He has a permanent get out of jail free card atm.

 

[irishblue11]

This line up gifted Brighton 3 points, funny how everyone apart from Dyche saw this before kickoff

 

[windymiller]

If he starts Holgate over Dixon I'm going to boo my socks off

He will 100% start Holgate at RB next match.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Dyche getting what Dyche deserves here

I could not understand how we did not let him go at the end of last season.

We are truly a stupid club.

 

[badloaf]

Haha Dyche. What are you going to do at the next game?

Thankfully he won’t be able to pick Young, so there’s that.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Hopefully his last ever start. Awful from a such an ‘experienced’ player.

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

Would be looking for alternatives to Dyche immediately after this. Be pro-active for once Everton. He's clearly no interest in adapting to the new signings and will play his boyfriends no matter what age, form, ability, competition.

 

[steven]

The most left footed attacker in the world is now out right back! Make it make sense.

 

[BlueShark]

I can't do this groundhog day for a third season... Don't enjoy Football anymore with all the rule changes and VAR, and having to follow this bunch of losers is not fantastic for your mental health... Especially as all the fans can see the same things happening over and over again with the same 11 on the pitch.

It's mentally exhausting isn't it.

 

[billybeeru]

The only goal now is to make it out of the game without any injuries.

 

[ValBlue]

Concede against the run of play, offside goal, penalty overturned, ripped apart by pace, no subs until it’s too late and Ashley Young red card. Is this the most Everton game to ever Everton?

 

[Melchizedek]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIG ASH

PREMIER LEAGUE EXPERIENCE!!!!!

 

[Whatson]

Every box ticked in a textbook Everton performance. Hardly surprising.