Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[Arteta2391]

every new season I feel a sense of hope then Everton does an Everton

 

[jjefc06]

Everton’s like a sitcom like how does this many things go wrong for us Jesus

 

[Portoman]

Still no friggin subs?? No wait, Holgate may be coming on

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

3 game ban for our only fit right back now...

Honest to god I'm just choosing to laugh at this point

Literally anyone would do a better job. Shame Dyche is a coward and would never consider a gamble with huge potential upside like Roman Dixon. Would he really offer less? I'd suspect he'd be able to last a game without an OG or a red card at the very least.

 

[JohnRoss23]

Haha don’t be daft
Also they’re against Bournemouth who lost their striker so either losing would be fine really

 

[I can't even]

Patterson and Coleman are injured though

A cardboard cut out of Pistone will be better

 

[cronullasharks]

Holgate. This fat prick manager has no limits

 

[ForeverEverton]

If you’re losing your head on day one, then throw the towel in already

No, I know what comes next, 1st 4 lost at Goodison and a 4 month winless run stretching 14 games across Nov to Feb...

We get players in and then don`t use them and play all the mongrels from last season, even the ones discarded BEFORE last season in Keane and Holgate.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I told my wife I thought it’d be 0-3 so I’m feeling pretty good tbh

 

[billybeeru]

It’s crazy to think how much we’ve benefited from Ashley Young’s wisdom and experience. Where would we be without his leadership??

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Holgate. This fat prick manager has no limits

He is gaslighting the crowd with this decision.

 

[Davidoff]

Poor Dyche, who could've predicted Young and Keane would've been main culprits for a negative result

 

[gianthogweed]

Their goalkeeper is a spectator created nothing

 

[miami]

Ashley young has been nothing but a liability since he joined us. A shocking excuse for a footballer.

Get out of our club you fraud!!

 

[Dykovski200]

I’d laugh my tits off if Holgate gets a red too