Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[kev101]

Lewin stars as... The Invisible Man....... again. He runs around looking like he's an on-field supporter, just jogging and watching the match, best seat in the house. We should charge him for a season ticket. Come on Lewin, get in the box!

 

[irishtony1878]

Tarkowski and Young nowhere to be seen and really poor from Mykolenko

 

[Neiler]

Getting overloaded once they by pass the press, they are playing five attackers.

 

[Tipp blue]

We've got to be the most wasteful team, plenty of chances and no finishing, same old Everton.

 

[Bob Latchford]

There's a surprise, the utter waste of space Harrison gives the ball away every time he has it. What a ridiculous re-signing.

Not great from Myko either. Shame as we don’t deserve to be 1 down

 

[JohnRoss23]

Heard a statistic that we haven't won a game in 2 years when the other team scores.
Didn't bother to check it myself, but it certainly feels true.

Makes sense given Dyche’s style and our inability to score

 

[hktoffee]

It was Minteh by the way, that did all the work for their goal, tore Myko a new one

Thanks to Dcl we don’t get him.

 

[matty1878]

Please buy some fullbacks

a whole team

 

[the sniderman]

**swings in** hello floppy fathers come to snidey

 

[billybeeru]

Brighton basically said “that’s fine, you can huff and puff for 25 minutes and we’ll just wait for our inevitable chance for your defense to break down.”

 

[Portoman]

Yeah we looked "good" for 5-10 minutes. Then Brighton starred laughing at our defence and realised they had nothing to fear

 

[tommye]

...and there's that familiar Everton feeling back again.
Oh how I've missed it.

 

[Lude]

Scheisse

COYB !

 

[nsno-chris]

Flood gates

I’ve been told Dyche knows best. We shouldn’t question him.

its fine I’m sure McNeil or donkey doucoure will score at least one in the next 10 games

 

[Toffe3m4n]

How does 19 year old Tim Iroegbunam make the game look easy compared to all of the 'experienced heads' around him ffs