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Everton 1-1 Blackburn Rovers. 21st Jan @ 15.00

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Relax everyone, Blackburn have got cafes and stuff. Have you got them car things up there yet mate? I nearly got mown down by a rather aggressive shire horse at your place in August. Shook me up.
 
What a lovely place this is. Full of enlightened, friendly fans and a healthy respect for your competitors. However it does seem as though one or 2 of you have misunderstandings about aspects of the club I support. Perhaps I can try to explain:

1. Blackburn's team is rubbish - In the last decade we've won the League Cup, finished in the top 6 twice, the top half 5 times and have had 4 european campaigns. This in spite of having by far the biggest net deficit spend on players of any of the established top flight teams.

2. Blackburn the town is rubbish - The town centre has undergone huge regeneration in recent years and a new shopping centre, market, offices and and cafe areas have been built. It is also a beacon of multiculturalism, having the highest asian ethnic percentage of any town in England whilst managing to avoid the race riots seen in Burnley and Oldham a decade ago.

3. Our fans are simple/deluded/mean - Not too simple to regularly have the lowest arrests of any team in the league each season (along with Fulham) and not so deluded that our average attendances dropped below 19,500 the last time we were relegated to the Championship. Mean? To a manager with a league win percentage of 18.4%, whose been kept in a job for 49 games, despite nearly relegating us last season and probably relegating us this? You lot would sit on your hands and accept it would you?
allright mate you going the game tomorrow
 
Well maybe I came across as a bit serious, just trying to make new friends and all that.

Although as an afterthought maybe people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you moronic set of thieving slumrats. I'd rather live in a sewage barrel floating in the Irish sea than in your ****heap of a city. The education system in Blackburn is better, the crime rate is lower and we don't all sound like a bunch of helium balloon addicts whenever we open our mouths. This pathetic joke of a thread is no doubt inspired by the bitterness of us beating you at your place almost every season (even Ince managed it, hahaha) and the fact that your ground is like a rotten old shed and you can't afford a new one. I can only hope philw swaps his ticket with the oh so hilarious comedians in this thread so you can announce your views at the game and have your head serve as a decent temporary alternative to Steve Kean's gonads. Been a pleasure, Scouse ****s.
 

Well maybe I came across as a bit serious, just trying to make new friends and all that.

Although as an afterthought maybe people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you moronic set of thieving slumrats. I'd rather live in a sewage barrel floating in the Irish sea than in your ****heap of a city. The education system in Blackburn is better, the crime rate is lower and we don't all sound like a bunch of helium balloon addicts whenever we open our mouths. This pathetic joke of a thread is no doubt inspired by the bitterness of us beating you at your place almost every season (even Ince managed it, hahaha) and the fact that your ground is like a rotten old shed and you can't afford a new one. I can only hope philw swaps his ticket with the oh so hilarious comedians in this thread so you can announce your views at the game and have your head serve as a decent temporary alternative to Steve Kean's gonads. Been a pleasure, Scouse ****s.

that's the spirit! Welcome!
 
Well maybe I came across as a bit serious, just trying to make new friends and all that.

Although as an afterthought maybe people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you moronic set of thieving slumrats. I'd rather live in a sewage barrel floating in the Irish sea than in your ****heap of a city. The education system in Blackburn is better, the crime rate is lower and we don't all sound like a bunch of helium balloon addicts whenever we open our mouths. This pathetic joke of a thread is no doubt inspired by the bitterness of us beating you at your place almost every season (even Ince managed it, hahaha) and the fact that your ground is like a rotten old shed and you can't afford a new one. I can only hope philw swaps his ticket with the oh so hilarious comedians in this thread so you can announce your views at the game and have your head serve as a decent temporary alternative to Steve Kean's gonads. Been a pleasure, Scouse ****s.

applauds*

Well said sir.
 
Well maybe I came across as a bit serious, just trying to make new friends and all that.

Although as an afterthought maybe people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you moronic set of thieving slumrats. I'd rather live in a sewage barrel floating in the Irish sea than in your ****heap of a city. The education system in Blackburn is better, the crime rate is lower and we don't all sound like a bunch of helium balloon addicts whenever we open our mouths. This pathetic joke of a thread is no doubt inspired by the bitterness of us beating you at your place almost every season (even Ince managed it, hahaha) and the fact that your ground is like a rotten old shed and you can't afford a new one. I can only hope philw swaps his ticket with the oh so hilarious comedians in this thread so you can announce your views at the game and have your head serve as a decent temporary alternative to Steve Kean's gonads. Been a pleasure, Scouse ****s.

Nice hat there lid... :huh:

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What a lovely place this is. Full of enlightened, friendly fans and a healthy respect for your competitors. However it does seem as though one or 2 of you have misunderstandings about aspects of the club I support. Perhaps I can try to explain:

1. Blackburn's team is rubbish - In the last decade we've won the League Cup, finished in the top 6 twice, the top half 5 times and have had 4 european campaigns. This in spite of having by far the biggest net deficit spend on players of any of the established top flight teams.

2. Blackburn the town is rubbish - The town centre has undergone huge regeneration in recent years and a new shopping centre, market, offices and and cafe areas have been built. It is also a beacon of multiculturalism, having the highest asian ethnic percentage of any town in England whilst managing to avoid the race riots seen in Burnley and Oldham a decade ago.

3. Our fans are simple/deluded/mean - Not too simple to regularly have the lowest arrests of any team in the league each season (along with Fulham) and not so deluded that our average attendances dropped below 19,500 the last time we were relegated to the Championship. Mean? To a manager with a league win percentage of 18.4%, whose been kept in a job for 49 games, despite nearly relegating us last season and probably relegating us this? You lot would sit on your hands and accept it would you?
take it your not going the game tomorrow then
 
We've drawn out the only person from Blackburn in the world who not only will admit to coming from there, but is proud of it.

It's a new forum milestone. Next week's star guest: the scouse lad who doesn't have his hand down his trackies feeling his balls.

The week after: the Scot who has not dabbled with heroin and deep fried food.
 
We've drawn out the only person from Blackburn in the world who not only will admit to coming from there, but is proud of it.

It's a new forum milestone. Next week's star guest: the scouse lad who doesn't have his hand down his trackies feeling his balls.

The week after: the Scot who has not dabbled with heroin and deep fried food.

steady on. Next you'll say you've found a geordie who isn't delusional.
 

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