GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Ok then.
Howard - not much to do really, fairly solid and commanding.
Neville - Excellent performance - Man of the Match
Heitinga - This guy must have 3 pairs of bollocks, he was a machine - Man of the Match
Distin - Good comeback, solid and kept Tevez et al quiet
Baines - played well, and seems to be forming a good partnership with Billy, the early signs anyway are there
Donavan - Great corners, great attitude, looks like Sean from The Shield.
Fellaini - What can be said, he was immense. Definitely a prime candidate for a drugs test, he was that good. The Man of the Match, Best hair on the day, funkiest eye brows of the match and apparently the longest in the shower afterwards (Saha not too impressed)
Pienaar - Superb as always - Man of the Match
Billy - Played much better, clearly by coming inside rather than wing play. Would have been Man of the match if he had put away one of his 6 golden chances.
Cahill - Did ok, weakest link for me. Needs to be rested, has a shocking first touch at the moment, but I'm nitpicking here a bit, I'm sure he will get his game back.
Saha - Was sexy as a Parisian madame, walking down the Champs Elysee wearing an Everton shirt and chanting Ghost is going to get it tonight.
Now, I'm going to eat and get drunk.
Howard - not much to do really, fairly solid and commanding.
Neville - Excellent performance - Man of the Match
Heitinga - This guy must have 3 pairs of bollocks, he was a machine - Man of the Match
Distin - Good comeback, solid and kept Tevez et al quiet
Baines - played well, and seems to be forming a good partnership with Billy, the early signs anyway are there
Donavan - Great corners, great attitude, looks like Sean from The Shield.
Fellaini - What can be said, he was immense. Definitely a prime candidate for a drugs test, he was that good. The Man of the Match, Best hair on the day, funkiest eye brows of the match and apparently the longest in the shower afterwards (Saha not too impressed)
Pienaar - Superb as always - Man of the Match
Billy - Played much better, clearly by coming inside rather than wing play. Would have been Man of the match if he had put away one of his 6 golden chances.
Cahill - Did ok, weakest link for me. Needs to be rested, has a shocking first touch at the moment, but I'm nitpicking here a bit, I'm sure he will get his game back.
Saha - Was sexy as a Parisian madame, walking down the Champs Elysee wearing an Everton shirt and chanting Ghost is going to get it tonight.
Now, I'm going to eat and get drunk.