Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
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lieneverton
Player Valuation: £10m
Don't think there's a club in the land who can't start fairly comfortably and knock it around against us
aglee
Player Valuation: £8m
I’d forgotten he was a goalie
Can just imagine Dyche now, in his local boozer, sat on a wooden chair right up next to the tv with those pair of socks he pinched, putting needles in them whilst cursing some mad voodoo crap under his smelly arse breath
aglee
Player Valuation: £8m
Hard to boo when your teeth are chattering
Nice to see O’Brien play a bit
longers
Parcheggia l'autobus
Always the way in early-stage cup games against lower-tier opposition where you're expected to win.
Cake
Player Valuation: £2.5m
bbc iplayer
Not sure there's any need for this homophobia by the commentators
Idrissa Gana Givetheballaway
An Everton team passing the ball around and looking for pockets of space, hmmmm...
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Time to crank this oldie out…
C’mon Bainsey! Get us a win!
ToffeeScot
Player Valuation: £10m
We are pressing a bit higher but could just be due to them being a worse team. Still making them look better than they are though.