Everton 2-0 Tamworth. 7th Jan @ 15.00.

[TheFinnFan]

I'm already writing the match report in my head mate.

"The Darkest Day", "Everton suffer worst defeat in living memory", "Saha falls over own knee in calamitous miss from 1 yard out", "Barkley: I'm Leaving ASAP", "Neville and Heitinga unimpressive in midfield"...

stop that. aint gonna happend. mark my words 17-1 saha scores 18 goals against tamworst

 

[steken1]

If we lose I'm guna blame it all on Steve Round, based on **** all, then I'm guna cross my fingers an toes an make a wish he gets fingered by a hands like shovels Yorkshireman!!!

 

[BigBlueConk]

To score a goal, we need a shot on target.
We will look like Barcelona and beat these 4-0 and then be rubbish again next match.
Mainly because it's Tamworth today.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I'd love to see Vellios and McAleny up front, show us what they can do. I can see Anichebe starting up front on his own though, for some horrid reason.

 

[TheFinnFan]

what about McFaddy?

 

[BigBlueConk]

I'd love to see Vellios and McAleny up front, show us what they can do. I can see Anichebe starting up front on his own though, for some horrid reason.

The Tamworth centre-backs are already arranging their fag breaks!

 

[BlueLlama]

In the good old days this would have been nailed on to be 0-0 at half time as our reserves laboured. Cahill would have come on after an hour and won it for us.

I hope Strac starts - this is probably his level

 

[Titus Bramble]

I've heard Neville and Coleman are going to be playing full backs, with Vic and McFadden up front.

You heard it here first.

 

[BlueLlama]

I've heard Neville and Coleman are going to be playing full backs, with Vic and McFadden up front.

You heard it here first.

i never trust a sex offender Titus

 

[Titus Bramble]

I'm an honest sex offender.

 

[BlueLlama]

I'm an honest sex offender.

oh thats all right then - are you free for some babysitting tomorrow?

 

[Titus Bramble]

As long as you don't trust anything the kids say afterwards.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Baines deserves a rest I think, especially against Tamworth of all clubs.

 

[tommye]

teams for today folks?

Get Neville OFF ffs!!

Mucha
Seamus
Heitinga
Distin
Garbutt
mad dog Drenthe
Neville (ffs)
Felli
big Vic
Cahill*
Saha*

*give them both first half. If neither score take them out and shoot them*

i wouldn't put Neville in either but it's nailed on moyles will. Ffs.

COYB

 

[RFUS]

I'd like to see us rest a lot of players to be honest.

This is a conference team. If Baines got injured against a non-league side I'd fume myself into a coma.